i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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