chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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