You made me cry and you don't even care
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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