We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
