Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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