I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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