evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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