just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
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The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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