how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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