you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
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eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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