my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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