i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
How naked do you want me to be?
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