don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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