Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Damn victory sex feels great
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think my moral compass just broke
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