Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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