Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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