Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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