fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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