i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia