So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
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Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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