thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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