id be glad to
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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