When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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