the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
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I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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