She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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