She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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