Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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