Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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