We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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