I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like eating out sand paper
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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