On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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