he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
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