Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
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Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.