i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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