I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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