3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
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