Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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