you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
