do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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