hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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