BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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