Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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