She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
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no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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