Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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