Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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