Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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