Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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