so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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