We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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