now i know why i became what i already was.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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