Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Sex in the backyard? Check.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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