id be glad to
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
