Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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