i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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