I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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